Posted by
A C Cargill on Monday, March 03, 2008 7:03:20 PM
She made it through the K-thru-12 years and went on to college. Then, Michelle Obama pursued a degree at Princeton and Harvard law schools. Truly, she was following the American dream. Sounds good, but…
Instead of the dream, she wound up married and in debt up to her eyeballs with student loans. Horrors!
Now, Michelle is on a mission. She must save other young women in this country from her fate. Don’t go to college! Don’t get sucked into taking out student loans! And most of all, don’t get sucked into a lucrative career in – Gasp! – Corporate America!
Oh, those evil, evil, rich corporate Americans!
But wait! If we don’t have evil, evil, rich corporate Americans, who will her hubby and Hillary have to rant about on the campaign trail? Who will they tax up the wazoo when one of them ends up in the White House and the other resumes his/her Senate seat? Why, the evil, evil, rich corporations that employ them, of course!
But… if there are no evil, evil, rich corporate Americans, who will the evil, evil, rich corporations employ? Please, don’t bother Michelle with details. She’s too busy celebrating the fact that those student loans are finally paid off, thanks to her hubby’s best-selling books.
Gee, I wonder if Michelle ever thought of actually pursuing a career using that expensive college education. Naw, that would be too logical.
And something has to be done about those student loan guys who twisted her arm and forced her into taking out those loans. And what about those guidance counselors who pushed her into going to Princeton and Harvard? Maybe it will come in handy during those state dinners when hubby is in the White House and later (after he has served his two terms) when she becomes a Senator from a state peopled by drones who will vote for her and then re-elect her to another term, and then she runs for the Presidency… wait, this is starting to sound familiar.
The more important point here should be: Is a high-priced college education right for everyone?
Today, college enrollment is way up. The question is “Why?” The push is on for people to get a college education, whether they want it or not. A college degree has become a rite of passage, part of our “rights” as U.S. citizens. Along with a chicken in every pot, promised by Herbert Hoover on the campaign trail in 1928, every household is being promised a college degree.
Reality is starting to sink in, though, as more people begin to recognize that college – the traditional, liberal arts focused college – is not for everyone. It should be a choice, not a mandate. Especially, with tech colleges enrollment on the rise.
Of course, you can always follow Michelle’s advice and go into community service. True, they don’t all make the $316,962 annual salary she did in 2005 (a jump from $121,910 in 2004, the year before Barack got elected to the Senate – just a coincidence – yeah, sure). She has that law degree from Princeton and Harvard. However, overall the salaries in the public sector are higher. Governments don’t have a pesky bottom line to pay attention to.
In short: Don’t pursue college. Instead, go into public service, where all of the undereducated, underachieving people go, and get paid more than those dolts who took out all of those student loans to pursue a career in the evil, evil, rich corporate America.
Copyright © 2008 A.C. Cargill
A.C. Cargill resides on the East Coast for now, has lived in several locations, including Europe, and uses her background in technical writing, including researching topics online, along with her degree in Philosophy and English, to point out good ideas that aren’t so good afterall. (And don't forget to check out her blog sites: Sounded Good, Shame on You, and Kudos to You.)